Friday, November 16, 2007

Journey

I've always been a fan of the band Journey. Ever since the 8th grade when Escape came out. I must have listened to that album a gazillion times. I even lost my virginity while that album played in the background. I never made the connection until this morning. Maybe thats why I like Journey so much....

Friday, November 09, 2007

At Ikea

I just saw a woman go by wearing a gold color blazer. My first thought was, she must work for Century 21. Then I thought, no, just bad fashion sense. Poor thing.

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Why is it...

everytime my boss talks about the "masterplan", I hear "masturbate"?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Thursday, October 18, 2007

I am such a goober

Last night, I sat in a Starbucks for the first time. I'll be 39 next month. Can you believe it?! I've never actually "sat" in a coffee shop before. It was pretty interesting seeing the other types of people who were sitting in there. I was there for a quick meeting with the ladies in the Fundraising group at Little Man's pre-school. I wish I could say I was there doing something cooler but the truth is I wasn't. I am so not cool.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Yeah, I don't think so.

Well, Diva has set the family record for the most text messages in a month. She's over 1700 and it's only 2 weeks into the billing period. So, consequently, we're shutting off her text messaging. I just don't get why you would have a typed conversation that takes 10 minutes, when you can have the same conversation in about 30 seconds over the phone. So her Dad told her tonight that it was going to be shut off. Her response, "Can I text my friends to let them know that I can't text them anymore?"

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

She can drive a car...

but I just had to show a grown woman how to use this.