Ohhhkaay

Yesterday, my soon-to-be 16 year-old, daughter says "there's a naked boy on my butt". Thank God she was talking about her 4-year-old brother who just got out of the bathtub. The same child who yesterday said "Mommy, I know the name of Spider Man". "His name is Peter Porno".

Pennycake

Little man made a penny cake this morning. I pretended to scoop it up and eat it. Then I said that my tummy was so full that it hurt. His response? Maybe you need to go take a big poop.