Ohhhkaay

Yesterday, my soon-to-be 16 year-old, daughter says "there's a naked boy on my butt". Thank God she was talking about her 4-year-old brother who just got out of the bathtub. The same child who yesterday said "Mommy, I know the name of Spider Man". "His name is Peter Porno".

Tis the Season

I just finished wrapping my first Christmas present. I am so ahead of the game...or just mentally unstable.

I live with a Diva

Sometimes my youngest daughter just drives me crazy! She is such a Diva at times I can hardly stand it, especially when it comes to food. She always has to choose which ever item is the best. The prettiest cookie. The fillet mignon. The bottled water. It drives me absolutely nuts!

Lately it's been about the bottled water. We have both, bottled and filtered. The bottled water sits on the kitchen counter and the filtered water is in the refrigerator. I NEVER see her drink the filtered water. She will use the bottled water and put ice in it if she wants something cold.

Little does she know that I actually refill the bottled water with the filtered water...

The dentist office

It's the third time I've waited in here this month...

At the dog park

Go dog go!

I'm glad to be home

I love Reno. I love gambling. I love my Mom. I just remembered that I don't love the combination of the three together. Please someone just shoot me if I ever suggest to go to Reno again with her and without my husband. She drives me absolutely nuts!

First off, we went with my brother also. He's 39, doesn't gamble, and gets belligerent when he's drinking. My mom treats him like he's 6. I can't believe how many times we had to go look for him, like he's going to get lost. I also can't believe how LOUD he is in the morning. I'm trying to frickin sleep! Do you have to talk in an outside voice and slam the hotel room door shut when you're going downstairs to get some coffee?! Have some courtesy you a-hole!

Second, can't she find something else to do at 7:00 in the morning, other than turn the TV on?! Can't you sit and quietly read a magazine or something? Are you just trying to piss me off?!?

Please remind me next time if I ever want to do something like this again, to not to! And if I do, note to self: bring a sleeping mask and ear plugs. Better yet, get your own room!

The highlight of my day

Yay me!

He he he he

Yippee!

Is it just me?

Why bother leaving this much ice cream at the bottom of the carton?! Is anyone every going to eat it? Why didn't you just eat it? Would just that tablespoon more push you over the edge? Is it just me or does this drive you crazy too!

Kid # 2

Got a new cell phone today. Finally!

Pennycake

Little man made a penny cake this morning. I pretended to scoop it up and eat it. Then I said that my tummy was so full that it hurt. His response? Maybe you need to go take a big poop.

Laughing Sal

She creeps me out

Phew!

I just did a marathon house cleaning today and I'm exhausted. We're having 5 teenagers over tomorrow for a sleepover. It's not that I want the house clean for the kids, its the parents who are coming over on Sunday to pick them up that I want the house clean for. Hopefully it will last until then... Why did I pick last month to get rid of the cleaning lady?

Doing the happy dance

Oh yeah....it's the little things

How stupid is this?

You can bring bottled water to the concert but you have to take the cap off and throw it away before they will let you bring it in. So I just brought extra caps in my backpack :-)

Concert stuff

I tell you, you see some wierd sh*t at concerts. I saw a guy today wearing shoes that were about 4 sizes too big. I mean WTF? Didn't Goodwill have any smaller shoes? I also saw a kid playing that guitar hero game against another guy. This kid couldn't have been more than 8 and he was kicking their asses! I mean it was cool and all but how many hours has that kid sat in front of that video game to get that good?!

guess where I'm at